- baby: m-m-m
- me: mama ? :-)
- baby: meet me in the fucking pit
i never stand corrected. i don’t sit corrected either. everyone who tries to correct me dies
does your phone have autocorrect?
so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good
in botany, succulent plants are plants having some parts that are more than normally thickened and fleshy, usually to retain water in arid climates or soil conditions. in horticultural use, the term “succulent” is often used in a way which excludes plants that botanists would regard as succulents, such as cacti. succulents are grown as ornamental plants because of their striking and unusual appearance.
Fall in love with someone who treats you like kanye treats kanye
Don Miguel Ruiz (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
Shout out to muscular men that are still kinda chubby
Y’all are slept on so much but idk why
That lumberjack build does things to me
I like knowing I can cuddle with you but you can still fuck someone up